Silly Cow Statue has been drinking: Cow Statue on the rampage!
After a bit of a heavy session in Flutes wine bar, the silly Cow Statue is hungry and in need of a grass kebab!!
grass kebabs all round
And I don’t think Sid was too happy when the silly cow walked into his garden, it looks like this grass kebab could be a big one!!
Well you know how much a Friesian cow Statue eats – and this one has been on the beer!!
Silly cow fills her boots
sill eating
But after a good feed, this silly cow feels lucky, and there’s only one place to go! Yes you guessed it, she gets her cute hooves down to William Hill, the local bookmakers in Stansted.
You would think she would know better, being a silly cow statue she’s never been a winner!!
Silly cow is gambling again
That’s right you guessed it, this silly cow statue lost. She has nearly spent all her money now, what can she do when she is feeling really low?? What does a silly cow do when they’re feeling low – they can get their hair and hooves done!! Maybe a French manicure, and a few highlights, she’s going to Vanity fair in Stansted and I think she was booked in with Martine Beck, for her hair and then with Mary Greaves to get those hooves French manicured!!
silly cow gets her hair done
But why you may think, is she getting her hair done, is this silly cow a Model Cow? I bet she thinks she’s a model cow!! I think the silly cow has a date, how many more things can a silly cow do in one day………..
silly cow goes to Crimson 8
So off she went on a hot date, she just had her hair done, her hooves are looking particularly good, lets hope it all goes well.
I know the food is great there because I had chicken there last night, but I didn’t see any silly cows!
Well that’s it – another day for our very own silly cow, all she’s got to do now is make her way home, and I dont think she will be able to drive, so I think it will be public transport for this silly cow!! The random cow told us a bit of her worldly wisdom that antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the dictionary!!! Moooo bet you didnt know that!!
silly cow on the buses
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